Federal Offense

Kooky terrorists have planted a bomb in the Stanley Cup - the highest award in the sport of hockey! Now it's up to a crackerjack hockey team of federal agents to diffuse the terrorists' explosive ambitions and save the day. Intense hockey-like action!

Bogus MacGernehey sat on the deck of his yellow houseboat watching the dolphins play in the waves. He marveled at their wet, torpedo-like bodies as they cut through the water like wet torpedoes and commented out loud that they seemed so knowing, intelligent, compassionate, and wise. Just as he was about to pen his thoughts in his notebook, his cordless phone rang. “Bleeen bleeen!” It went. “Oh great! Just when I was about to write some more of my thoughts about dolphins, truly amazing creatures that they are, my phone rings.” He straightened himself up and he answered the phone, all business. “Hello. This is Bogus.”

“MacGernehey! It’s been a while,” voiced the cigarred voice on the other end of the cordless phone. “Out swimming with the dolphins again?”

“Chief of the FBI! I should have known. What do you want? I’m retired, remember.” Bogus took a drink of alcohol and stared off into the distance.

“Yeah Mac, I know you’re retired from the Bureau, but tell me, are you still playing . . . hockey?”

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FEDERAL OFFENSE

DIRECTED BY Art Luman

PRODUCED BY Art Luman & Mark Gunk

APPROX. 13 pages

HV007-0615