Horrible Vacuum Starter Pack

ANNOUNCING: HORRIBLE VACUUM INTERNATIONAL

Producer of the World's finest WORD-MOVIES!

Get all 6 titles from the Horrible Vacuum starting lineup for the price of only 5 of them! That's an entire feature-length word-movie in both .mobi and .epub formats along with some high-rez cover art for your neat home printer for practically for free! You'd have to think we were morons to score this sports play! Act now while unlimited supplies last! Wow!

THRILLING TITLES INCLUDE:

PRAYER-Y DOG

HYPEWRITER

BLOODY MURDOOR

VAMP STAMP

FATHER FIGURE

ZIKKI ZIKKI CHANGO

SYNOPSES:

PRAYER-Y DOG - A dog is going to be put down at the pound but when it spontaneously learns the power of prayer this praying pup gets a renewed leash on life and is soon traveling the country praying for the sick and elderly to little effect aside from comfort.

DIRECTED BY Art Luman

APPROX. 12 pages

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HYPEWRITER - A magical typewriter purchased through hilarious means nets an aspiring hip hop kid a new ability! Here comes the hype! What about when he runs out of ribbon? Maybe it was in him all along!

DIRECTED BY Mark Gunk

APPROX. 16 pages

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BLOODY MURDOOR - A door that kills! You may exit, but you will never come back in! Your final exit! The last time you'll ever leave. You'll die to get away. Aaahaha! Death is open!

DIRECTED BY Art Luman

APPROX. 13 pages

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VAMP STAMP - A girl gets first tattoo from cursed tattoo shop on Spring Break, and the tattoo becomes alive at night time and kills people. Horror filled!

DIRECTED BY Mark Gunk

APPROX. 16 pages

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FATHER FIGURE - A young boy's father is killed in a horrible accident at the toy factory where he works. The boy is very sad until one day he finds a magic action figure . . . of his dead dad! Now it's all laughs and goofs as son and pint-sized pop navigate tough and silly coming-of-age situations. Was it in him all along?

DIRECTED BY Art Luman

APPROX. 12 pages

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ZIKKI ZIKKI CHANGO - Treasure hunter Rang Crudrock recounts a tale filled with adventure, spills, and plenty of thrills! He heads off into the jungle in search of the unknown, but finds much more than that. Too much!

DIRECTED BY Mark Gunk

APPROX. 11 pages

HV006-0515

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